Not another shitty stock newsletter
Presented by Joey Solitro
Macro paragraph, three large caps you already own, a chart of the ten year, a paywall. Meanwhile the people who open their brokerage app before the bell are all trading the same eight garbage tickers as everyone else in the group chat.
So this is the newsletter for those tickers. What each shitco did today, why, the chart, and the loudest bull and loudest bear on the timeline. The takes are written by the cult leaders themselves. We compile the pitches. You decide who is lying.
Where does each one go tomorrow. Tallies are live and reset every market day. Results print in the next issue.
How bullish the Stocktwits board is on each shitco right now, and the loudest bull and bear post from the last few hours, names on and linked.
Who is posting the most about each shitco right now, how many people follow them, and which way they lean. Once cult leaders start writing, their calls get scored against the next close and printed here.
| Poster | Ticker | Posts | Likes | Followers | Lean | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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Readers submit their shitco at signup. The most-submitted ticker each week gets a full section on Friday, whether or not it did anything.
Submitted by more readers than the next two combined, which tracks, because it is the only one of the three with a date on the calendar and a short interest number people can recite from memory.
Sample count · real tallies start when signups do · nominate yours
Short interest as a share of the float, days to cover at average volume, and whether the shorts added last month. The score is ours: 0 means nobody is short, 100 means the exits are on fire. FINRA publishes the count twice a month, so the date matters.
Every shitco spike ends the same way: a shelf, a prospectus supplement, new shares. This watches each ticker's SEC filings for the forms that mean dilution and shows the most recent one. Anything filed in the last week is red.
Ticker, what you paid, when. You get a card that says exactly how it's going. Post it, we're not going to.
If you are the person who has posted about the same ticker every day for a year, we want you to write its section. Two paragraphs a day, position disclosed, your handle on it, your record on the scoreboard. Your cult gets the platform, the readers get the pitch straight from the source.